A lot of things happened in quick succession in the last couple of weeks, and then a lot of schoolwork and reading happened, and in the middle of all that was a big knitting project I felt compelled to finish, and with all of that combined with lots of news writing, blogging didn't really end up happening.
For the seven of you who follow this blog, my apologies.
Soon I'll catch up on all the recent shenanigans that have been going on around here, but until then, here is a list that didn't make McSweeneys (like this one did).
The National Library Association's Annual Conference: Preliminary Menu
Breakfast
Joyce Carol Oatmeal
Agatha Crispies
Leo Toastoy with Ralph Jellyson
Ogden Hash
Sir Francis Bacon
Lunch
Ralph Waldorf Emerson
Aesoup
Hams Christian Anderson on Rye Breadbury
Elizabeth Fishop
Rigatoni Morrison
Cocktail Hour
Edgar Allen Poi
Archibald MacQuiche
Single Malt Whitman
Christopher Merlot
William Makepeace Daiquiri
Dinner
Philip Broth
Percy Bisque Shelley
John LeCurried Tennessee Will-yams
Eugene O'Veal with Marquis De Sage
Salmon Rushdie with Aphra Beans
Dessert
Ezra Pound Cake
Flan-nery O'Connor
Elizabeth Barrett Brownies with Robert Frosting
1 comment:
my god, is there anything that you DON'T do?!
k.
ps. i'm slowly realizing that sentence is going to be a permanent fixture in my conversations with you...why aren't you at Oxford or Cambridge again?
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